being over 6’2” and heading to a changing room
wow, just look straight down the hallway to your reflection in the mirror 20 paces in front of you and don’t stop until the attendant shows you to your room. nevermind that the tops of the changing room doors come to your chin, just keep walking. if your eyes at all move 1 degree starboard or port, you’re immediately labeled as a pervert.
you could have dropped your wallet, the clothes you’re trying on, or even just then trampled over a midget, but diverting your line-of-sight could be seen as a sly act to peek at the nasty cougar trying on jeans 2 sizes too small (aka muffin-maker) so yeah, just… don’t.
