slapping your boss
getting hammered at a company event is inevitable in even the most professional of professional’s careers. one may even get uninvitedly chummy with a higher-up maybe 3 levels above.
but never, ever, i repeat, never, slap your boss in the face. in jest, in frustration, in flirtation, ever. that is what we call a CLM (Career Limiting Move).
it has happened before, oh yes it has. in fact, ask anyone who works in media and chances are there’s a real-life instance they know of.
it may be hilarious, it may be gratifying, in your drunken stupor they may even be giving you the go-ahead by the look in their eyes but yeah, just… don’t.
